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I don't consider it one of my better spoofs, but some approval from the two encouraged me to put this up.

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Young: “Boring Thursday, 
just stretched out on the sofa
Call up Edge, hopin’ he’s not in a coma.”

Edge: “Hello?”

Young: “Yo Wild-G!"

Edge: “Hey man, how’s it hangin?”

Young: “You thinkin’ what I’m thinking’?"

Both: “DEATH BATTLE!”

Young: “Yeah that’s bangin!"

Edge: “But first I gotta fill my stomach with food I’m lacking”

Young: “Don’t want your hunger pains to start attacking!”

Edge: “Hit up the bakery, order doughnuts on the go!”

Young: “I eat the doughnuts fast like punches from Kenshiro!” 

Kenshiro sound bite: (echoes) “Atatatatatatatatatatahhhh”

Young: “Get two!" 

Edge: "No six!" 

Both: "Fuck it, get a dozen!"

Young: "Top it all off with a blueberry muffin!"

Edge: “When’s the battle starting?”

Young: “7:30, no doubt."

Edge: “Let me pull up Ticketmaster to pick the sickest bout.”

Young: “I prefer Stubhub.”

Edge: “That’s a good one too!”

Young: “Death Battle App is the best!"

Edge: “True that!”

Both: “DOUBLE TRUE!”

Young: "Battle starts in two hours!"

Edge: "Let's hit it mother-fucker!"

Young: "Make a stop at a deli-"

Both: "STOCK UP ON THE SCHMUCKERS!"
"Death Battle- what?- makes hysteria!
Death Battle- what?- cures malaria!
Death Battle- what?- saved Bavaria!
Death Battle- what?- Kickin'assinya!!"

(break)

Young: "Make a stop for some snacks at a 7/11"

Edge: "We need some sugary sweets-"

Young: "for sweet Death Battle Heaven!"

Edge: "Pack our pockets with bags of Skittles and some Mountain Dew."

Young: "Keep it hidden enough for us to easily sneak through."

Edge: "Head up to the counter and pay for the stash."

Young: "Chick lookin' at us weird as we past with cash."

Both: "Cause it's all about the Jacksons homies."

Young: "We take the snacks in hand-"

Edge: "and hop like Playboy Bunnies!"

(break)

Young: "Pull up to the Stadium-"

Edge: "Pre-tickets at the ready."

Young: "Someone call up Bono-"

Edge: "make him green with envy."

Young: "Pre-fight Trivia all about Pennsylvania-"

Edge: "or the name of the dame who found old footprints in Tanzania."

Young: "We answer so fast, it's so freaky."

Edge: "People stand up and applaud when we yell-"

Both: "MARY LEAKEY!"

Young: "Show's gonna start, open up the Pellegrino."

Edge: "We only the drink the best for Dimension-Dino."

Both: "Death Battle- what?- makes hysteria!
"Death Battle- what?- cures malaria!
"Death Battle- what?- saved Bavaria!
"Death Battle- what?- Kickin'assinya!!"

Best Star Trek Captain (on television, not counting movies or videos games)? 

60%
9 deviants said Jean-Luc Picard ("The Next Generation;" Captain of the Enterprise-D)
20%
3 deviants said James T Kirk ("Original Series;" Captain of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701)
13%
2 deviants said (Other Star Trek Captain? I mostly names the main ones from the show)
7%
1 deviant said Spaghetti!!
0%
No deviants said Benjamin Sisko ("Deep Space Nine;" Commander/Captain of the USS De fiant and the space station Deep Space Nine)
0%
No deviants said Kathryn Janeway ("Star Trek Voyager;" Captain of the USS Voyager)
0%
No deviants said Jonathan Archer ("Star Trek Enterprise;" Captain of the Enterprise NX-01)

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Alec or Voltz suits me
Artist | Hobbyist | Film & Animation
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Me? Well, to be frank; I'm just an 21 year old film-making student who is hoping to learn the arts of the trade so I can create and receive an Academy Award for making a film that will make you all think.

I am 21 years old and I have a few student films under my belt, very little experience but I'd be damned if I didn't tell you I am an incredibly bright person who wants to offer the world something unique and something that isn't tired and cliched.

I have Autism but I am a very high-functioning person who uses his disability as a gift even when there are days it feels like a curse.

I enjoy playing video games, watching movies with a good well-written story with great actors and good music, reading good books when I feel like it and otherwise trying to motivate myself to actually do some damn work around here.

Apart from that, I don't try to reveal too much about myself, I'm choosing to try and keep myself below the radar. Have fun with all my deviant crap! ^^

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This is my 100 Films/100 parodies challenge. These are all the films I have or have to parody. Follow the links to the ones availble if you want to know what I did for that film:
100. Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942) = fav.me/d33l7jn
99. Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (1967)
98. Unforgiven (1992) = fav.me/d2avu12
97. Bringing Up Baby (1938) =
96. The Searchers (1956) =
95. Pulp Fiction (1994) = fav.me/d1irc2u
94. Goodfellas (1990) =
93. The Apartment (1960)
92. A Place in the Sun (1951)
91. My Fair Lady (1964)
90. The Jazz Singer (1927) =
89. Patton (1970)
88. Easy Rider (1969) =
87. Frankenstein (1931) = fav.me/d2bhbv0
86. Mutiny on the Bounty (1935)
85. Duck Soup (1933) =
84. Fargo (1996)
83. Platoon (1986) = volts48.deviantart.com/art/Pla…
82. Giant (1956)
81. Modern Times (1936) =
80. The Wild Bunch (1969) =
79. The Deer Hunter (1978)
78. Rocky (1976)
77. American Graffiti (1973)
76. City Lights (1931) =
75. Dances with Wolves (1990) = fav.me/d36mp7w
74. The Gold Rush (1925) =
73. Wuthering Heights (1939)
72. Ben-Hur (1959)
71. Forrest Gump (1994) = fav.me/d2eelfp
70. The French Connection (1971) =
69. Shane (1953) = fav.me/d34zv1g
68. An American in Paris (1951)
67. The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
66. Network (1976) = fav.me/d326vkr
65. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) =
64. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
63. Stagecoach (1939) =
62. Tootsie (1982)
61. Vertigo (1958) =
60. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) = fav.me/d251v3w
59. Rebel Without a Cause (1955) =
58. Fantasia (1940) = volts48.deviantart.com/art/Fan…
57. The Third Man (1949) = fav.me/d3a0siz
56. M.A.S.H. (1970)
55. The Sound of Music (1965) = fav.me/d33lgqw
54. All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) =
53. Amadeus (1984) = fav.me/d2arna2
52. From Here to Eternity (1953)
51. The Philadelphia Story (1940)
50. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) =
49. Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs (1937) = Volts48.deviantart.com/art/Sno…
48. Jaws (1975) = fav.me/d2z3e2s
47. Taxi Driver (1976) = volts48.deviantart.com/art/Tax…
46. A Clockwork Orange (1971) =
45. A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
44. The Birth of a Nation (1915) =
43. King Kong (1933) = fav.me/d36ca6o
42. Rear Window (1954) = fav.me/d2xi2ds
41. West Side Story (1961) =
40. North by Northwest (1959) =
39. Doctor Zhivago (1965)
38. Double Indemnity (1944)
37. The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)
36. Midnight Cowboy (1969) =
35. It Happened One Night (1934) =
34. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) = fav.me/d36lcko
33. High Noon (1952)
32. The Godfather Part II (1974) =
31. Annie Hall (1977) =
30. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) =
29. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) =
28. Apocalypse Now (1979) = fav.me/d4mrzq5
27. Bonnie and Clyde (1967) = volts48.deviantart.com/art/Bon…
26. Dr. Strangelove (1963) = volts48.deviantart.com/art/Dr-…
25. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
24. Raging Bull (1980) =
23. The Maltese Falcon (1941) =
22. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) =
21. The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
20. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975) = volts48.deviantart.com/art/May…
19. Chinatown (1974) = fav.me/d5c5khm
18. Psycho (1960) =
17. The African Queen (1951) =
16. All About Eve (1950)
15. Star Wars (1977) =
14. Some Like it Hot (1959) =
13. The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
12. Sunset Boulevard (1950)
11. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) =
10. Singin’ In the Rain (1952) =
9. Schindler’s List (1993) =
8. On the Waterfront (1952) = fav.me/d305fd0
7. The Graduate (1967) = volts48.deviantart.com/art/The…
6. The Wizard of Oz (1939) =
5. Lawrence of Arabia (1962) =
4. Gone with the Wind (1939) =
3. The Godfather (1972) =
2. Casablanca (1942) = fav.me/d31xc0r
1. Citizen Kane (1941) =

Current Residence: Seattle, Washington
Favourite genre of music: Any genre will do if I like it, but I'm picky-choosy on that end.
Favourite style of art: Anime! and fanart is quite a good style of art...
Wallpaper of choice: have lightning bolts flashing all over my wall and we're gold
Favourite cartoon character: Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Wall-E, Edward Elric
Personal Quote: "You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone"
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Happy Birthday Volts!!!!
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Happy birthday ol'friendo!
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Happy Birthday! I would say something more creative but I got nothing- oh! Got one! As a gift I won't destroy your city again!
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