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Don't F--- with Hal9000 by Volts48 Don't F--- with Hal9000 by Volts48
Hal9000 - 2001: A Space Odyssey

What has been considered the greatest sci-fi movie next to Star wars, Hal is one machine you just don't wanna mess with...
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:iconoodark-dawnoo:
oODark-DawnOo Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015
Creepiest. Villain. Ever. He's Hannibal levels of scary.
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KeirTanaka Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I wouldn't hook an AI to my microwave and not even because of this movie!
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:icontheta-xi:
Theta-Xi Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*hahaha*
I'd not attempt to do so.
I'd just tell him the truth and everything's running smootly :3
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Nero--Angelo Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
he should've turned the air back on and THEN open the pod doors. let the vacuum of space take care of those guys x3
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:iconsqulll:
squlll Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
Him and Glados should team up!
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:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
why not? GLaDOS is Hal's daughter.
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:iconsqulll:
squlll Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
Awesomeness must run in the family then.
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:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
he doesn't get to see his kids that much though...
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:iconangelkitten2:
Angelkitten2 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011
imagine thats family reunion....whos the mother?
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:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
well, the mother is Computer from "Dexter's Lab" but she "died" after she "gave birth to" Autopilot from "Wall-E".
He had a first wife, Shodan from System Shock but she left Hal.
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Angelkitten2 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011
oh i see.
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superawesometacoman Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
But then where does Skynet, R2-D2, and Bender come in?
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planeswalker1138 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..."
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:icongoldenacorn93:
goldenacorn93 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Student Digital Artist
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STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! T_T
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Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hal: "I'm afraid not Dave..."
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:icongoldenacorn93:
goldenacorn93 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Uuhhh... *fidgets nervously*

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*puts a blanket over HAL's eye*
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Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
Look, I don't mean to be rude but right now I am on an anti-James Cameron moment since he just won Best Director and Best Picture at the Golden Globes and I am pissed off beyond my anger from last year when Slumdog Millionaire beat Wall-E for best Music, Song, and Sound mixing
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goldenacorn93 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Huh??? D: I feel for you man, I really do, but why mention that here? :ohnoes:
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Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
Because "Avatar" is sci-fi and 2001 is sci-fi. Man, I'm just pissed off cause I had my fingers crossed for "The Hurt Locker", "Inglourious Basterds", "Precious" or "Up in the Air" to win but instead we get Avatar. It just shows that nobody gives a flying f*** about quality films that deal with now; not in this fantasy world in space. Basterds may take place in 1944 but it's morals are certainly clear.
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goldenacorn93 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Dang, sorry you feel that way man. :( We root for our favorite movies every year, but really, in the end, those awards, they're just a bunch of empty cups.
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Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
yeah but Damn it all, Avatar sucked in terms of a story. They will be remembered longer because of those awards...
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Lecter-the-Werewolf Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Before the Terminator, there was HAL :iconevilgrinplz:
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:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
All hail Hal; the robotic King of Villians! Next to Lex Luthor...
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Lecter-the-Werewolf Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconwrongplz: WRONG!!!!
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:iconfinjix:
Finjix Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats so true.
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:iconzendar125:
Zendar125 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010
*figures out way to open pod doors*

fuck you hal
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:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
(Cuts off all the oxygen in the room and turns off the gravity)
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:iconzendar125:
Zendar125 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010
DAMN YOU HAL

*chokes to death*
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:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hal: "This mission is too important for you to compromise it. Goodbye Dave."
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:iconzendar125:
Zendar125 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010
"pulls out S&W 500 Magnum, puts bullet in Hal's eye"

"fuck you Hal"
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Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
(Hal then activates a different terminal where his eye is)

Hal: "now, now Dave, if you start shooting up the place; all your oxygen will be drained out even faster." (A mechanical arm suddenly pulls out and takes your gun away)
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:iconzendar125:
Zendar125 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010
aww...

that was my gun
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Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hal: "I suggest you take a stress relief pill to calm yourself down Dave." (A mechanical arm gives you a red pill and a glass of water)
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Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
(Hal then activates a different terminal where his eye is)

Hal: "now, now Dave, if you start shooting up the place; all your oxygen will be drained out even faster." (A mechanical arm suddenly pulls out and takes your gun away)
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cloudkookoolander Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010
Hal proves that you can be an awesome villain even if your just AI.
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:iconvolts48:
Volts48 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
here's a vid that's just so righteous: [link]
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