Wall-E gets drunk

Disney/Pixar=Wall-E

oh boy Wall-E, you've done it this time...
was out getting a haircut, her plushie Wall-E doll came to life and got himself in a load of trouble. He found our parents' beer and wine bottles and decided to try some of them, he really couldn't hold his liquor...
Wolfie, I swear to God, you need to put that thing somewhere where he won't get out and do crazy shinagans like this; Eve was pissed off as all living hell when he got home, since technically she's 4 months in, she didn't need this kind of crap happening...Anyways, Wall-E's fine now but I've had to hide the bottles so he doesn't get into them again. And no, my parents are not profuse drinkers, they mostly drink 1 beer on days they want one and they drink wine when they have company over...