Reviews, it's what you started out with and it's why most of us watch you anyway.

Death Battle, sure, you're not as consistent as other DB writers but the material you write is very good

Photographs, cause you have such a cute puppy! ^^

Fanfiction, no really, I was here when you first wrote that dude!

Hey man, I just got lost and found this place, can you give me directions?

Hell if I know, I just came here asking where the water closet is.

Who are you again?

(insert humorous retort here, XP)